About This Website

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - Edgar Allan Poe

I've rewritten this first post so many times that I'm starting to doubt my sanity. I don't even use Germ-X. Wait. That's sanitary.

Pretend you didn't read that. I immediately regret writing that.

I'm here to try and cheer you up. Whether you be a middle-aged adult with crippling debt, a preteen with intense insecurities (newsflash: we all have 'em), or some other random age that I'm not creative enough to come up with on the spot to complete the holy trinity of awkward ages, I'm here to brighten your day. Please, sit down, grab a beer (or grape juice if you are below the legal drinking age of wherever you live), and enjoy my ramblings.

So. Here's the deal. I was going to rewrite all of my posts that have already been published so that they fit my whole theme of "I'm here for you" but if I'm being honest, I'm way too lazy to actually spend time writing blog posts for a blog (sarcasm), so I think I'll just go back and add a paragraph or two talking about how I support you or something.

That's about all I have to say. I'll probably add more content to this post as I learn and grow as a person and actually know what exactly it is I want to be doing with this website, but for now, I'm satisfied with knowing that this blog is a way for me to organize my random thoughts and for you to worry about my sanitary.

Sanity.

(I just can't stop myself from making that stupid joke, apparently.)

I hope you support me on this site, and I hope to see you in my next blog post!